Post by Orio's wolf on Mar 30, 2012 5:33:51 GMT
Ok, so me and orio were in the chat box, and a rap battle started. I capied both of ours, and besides tweaking my last one, it is all straight copy pasted from that box. Enjoy.
Kellen
Tell me orio, have you ever rhymed? Cause right now, I swear, you just got dimed. Your style is so broke, they just call you poor yuki, It is bad enough that you ain't tied up like a bitch. My rhymes have rhythm, yours are sad, let just see who stands at the end of this fad. rapping and rhyming all day so long, What else can i say, I just won
Orio
I'm a sexy wolf chick, and i don't know how to spit, but you better shut your lip or it's bout to get split, i don't know how to rhyme, and i ain't got a dime, but when it comes to doing tricks i'm the bitch doing flips XP
Kellen
I hate my eyes, blind as a bat,
but listen here, this blind fool can rap.
I got my game, did you bring yours?
Light up your fame, And lets start the first course.
You say you do tricks? A simple back flip?
Ha, Must be nice be suck a doggy dip.
Your no wolf, Doing such Tricks
Acting like a puppy to get some licks.
Call me King Arther, it will be your honor,
Cause I rule this place, Rhymes, Wolves, The whole barter.
Orio
Its a late night party, so you can't be tardy. Show up and we'll play, i'll smash your face like clay! Its going down tonight, and i'm ready to fight. You know i hate rhymes, but i ain't got the time, to go thinking of a way to beat you today, I like to use metaphors, so face come meet floor! If you don't like what i'm saying, then its time to stop playing.Maybe i'm not a she-wolf, but you only say woof. I can't catch what you say, cuz its so so so lame. I prefer the vampires, you know they never tire. So we can go on all night, until one of us is just hype. I'm not here to stay, but you better get a maid! I'm making a mess, cuz i can't be less, then some kid with a rhyme who's wasting my time
(She went again)
I can't come up with much more, so you might wipe the floor. I was never a soldier, but i can drop rhymes like a bomber. You got me going tonight, and now we in a fight. I can't believe what you said, that assonance is dead. You better learn fast, cuz i'm beating your a** and this can't last. I never thought i'd be in this battle, but now I'm in the saddle and you better skadaddle. Its getting freaky up in here, so lend me your ear. I gotta tell ya this, so don't be a little bitch. I'm gonna try and win this war, and shake you to the core. I like being first, so your bubble has got to burst. I'm the new chick on the block, and your just a c***!
Kellen
You say your so tough, so why not prove it,
Come at me bitch, lets see who's got the touch bit.
If this is a party, call me Obama,
Cause i'll blow your mind, Cullen you out, today, not tomarra.
OK, Gloves are off, play time is done,
I wont be beat by a vamp with her brains in her chest guns,
Bow-wow, yip-yo, It about time to bark,
You better beware my woof, cause my bite will leave you with marks.
I spin this* so focused, I'll leave you behind,
Catch up little vampire, My fur's more then divine.
A werewolf, tire? Your as high as a kite.
Morning noon night, We don't run from the light.
Our party is all about our time undone,
Hell, we coined the phrase, ten inch fun
About time you got in the saddle,
Cause this was getting old,
I was waiting for you to get something more then the mold.
On this level, I could just yawn,
My Opponent smells to much like my dog's lawn.
Shacking and quacking, in your dreams
Who do you think I am? Herold the bean?
All you got is bashing,
While All i go is cash in,
I rule of my kind, can't you tell,
while all you do is rot away in your cell.
Orio
I'm a vampire in a cell, but at least i don't smell. Your fur is shedding, and your always bed-wetting. Vampires have class, we drink blood in a wine glass. We're immortal, so we don't need your wolf morals. I'll run you over, so see ya rover. Your man's best friend? Well men are so over. This ain't the end, and i'm undead. Our undead army is the front page news story. I'm the killer in the night, and I do more then just bite. I create an ecstasy, and imma steal your possy. They don't need a mangy mutt, no need for another lazy butt. I'm working hard to crank this out, and once i'm done all you'll do is pout. Cuz i'm the king, i'm the queen, i'm the cover of playboy magazine! Nothing can fly higher, and I will never tire. I'll sparkle in the sun, so listen up son, you better give up now, cuz the vamps are gonna rule now!
Kellen
I'm sorry, no, this trash can not stay.
You stupid corpses need a good dirt lay.
Werewolves are pure, all Immortal,
No expiration date but one we put, incorperal.
Look at your selves, always measuring,
At least our ancestors stayed in one species bedding.
One %, two % three percent four,
At least out genes aren't mixed with our food glamor.
We remain wolf, No matter the fun,
Doesn't matter if we get around hun.
You say your going to steal my possy?
good luck, Cause unlike you, Loyalty to one another is a musty.
We don't need drugs to make our partners feel good,
I wonder why you would even need that tool?
Compensation can even evolve,
to help the worst species with their dating problems.
Get off your a** man, take some action.
Stop rolling over and Helping the enemy faction.
Without me, you have no hope of escape.
Who else can bust your a** out? Nope, their late.
You sparkle in the sun?
Can we please say gay?
I didn't know you were also known as Kyo Cullen.
Bitch, My fur is silky, Better then your Hair do,
At least we don't need to fang some dirt ape's fru.
You vamps are so full of your selves,
Your ego's a mountain, Now listen to those bells.
They signal the light,
time to run away glitter mite.
WHO WON? Tell us who won, and well tally it up for shizs and giggles. BTW, orio knows nothing about me putting this up, so VOTE BEFORE SHE TAKES IT DOWN!
P.S. Why would I take this down? I have to beat you Kellen XD I just went through and fixed some typos cuz they bothered me lol. VOTE PEOPLE XD - Miss.Oreo
P.S.S Cause i wasn't sure i you wanted this publicized. that is all. ^^
Kellen
Tell me orio, have you ever rhymed? Cause right now, I swear, you just got dimed. Your style is so broke, they just call you poor yuki, It is bad enough that you ain't tied up like a bitch. My rhymes have rhythm, yours are sad, let just see who stands at the end of this fad. rapping and rhyming all day so long, What else can i say, I just won
Orio
I'm a sexy wolf chick, and i don't know how to spit, but you better shut your lip or it's bout to get split, i don't know how to rhyme, and i ain't got a dime, but when it comes to doing tricks i'm the bitch doing flips XP
Kellen
I hate my eyes, blind as a bat,
but listen here, this blind fool can rap.
I got my game, did you bring yours?
Light up your fame, And lets start the first course.
You say you do tricks? A simple back flip?
Ha, Must be nice be suck a doggy dip.
Your no wolf, Doing such Tricks
Acting like a puppy to get some licks.
Call me King Arther, it will be your honor,
Cause I rule this place, Rhymes, Wolves, The whole barter.
Orio
Its a late night party, so you can't be tardy. Show up and we'll play, i'll smash your face like clay! Its going down tonight, and i'm ready to fight. You know i hate rhymes, but i ain't got the time, to go thinking of a way to beat you today, I like to use metaphors, so face come meet floor! If you don't like what i'm saying, then its time to stop playing.Maybe i'm not a she-wolf, but you only say woof. I can't catch what you say, cuz its so so so lame. I prefer the vampires, you know they never tire. So we can go on all night, until one of us is just hype. I'm not here to stay, but you better get a maid! I'm making a mess, cuz i can't be less, then some kid with a rhyme who's wasting my time
(She went again)
I can't come up with much more, so you might wipe the floor. I was never a soldier, but i can drop rhymes like a bomber. You got me going tonight, and now we in a fight. I can't believe what you said, that assonance is dead. You better learn fast, cuz i'm beating your a** and this can't last. I never thought i'd be in this battle, but now I'm in the saddle and you better skadaddle. Its getting freaky up in here, so lend me your ear. I gotta tell ya this, so don't be a little bitch. I'm gonna try and win this war, and shake you to the core. I like being first, so your bubble has got to burst. I'm the new chick on the block, and your just a c***!
Kellen
You say your so tough, so why not prove it,
Come at me bitch, lets see who's got the touch bit.
If this is a party, call me Obama,
Cause i'll blow your mind, Cullen you out, today, not tomarra.
OK, Gloves are off, play time is done,
I wont be beat by a vamp with her brains in her chest guns,
Bow-wow, yip-yo, It about time to bark,
You better beware my woof, cause my bite will leave you with marks.
I spin this* so focused, I'll leave you behind,
Catch up little vampire, My fur's more then divine.
A werewolf, tire? Your as high as a kite.
Morning noon night, We don't run from the light.
Our party is all about our time undone,
Hell, we coined the phrase, ten inch fun
About time you got in the saddle,
Cause this was getting old,
I was waiting for you to get something more then the mold.
On this level, I could just yawn,
My Opponent smells to much like my dog's lawn.
Shacking and quacking, in your dreams
Who do you think I am? Herold the bean?
All you got is bashing,
While All i go is cash in,
I rule of my kind, can't you tell,
while all you do is rot away in your cell.
Orio
I'm a vampire in a cell, but at least i don't smell. Your fur is shedding, and your always bed-wetting. Vampires have class, we drink blood in a wine glass. We're immortal, so we don't need your wolf morals. I'll run you over, so see ya rover. Your man's best friend? Well men are so over. This ain't the end, and i'm undead. Our undead army is the front page news story. I'm the killer in the night, and I do more then just bite. I create an ecstasy, and imma steal your possy. They don't need a mangy mutt, no need for another lazy butt. I'm working hard to crank this out, and once i'm done all you'll do is pout. Cuz i'm the king, i'm the queen, i'm the cover of playboy magazine! Nothing can fly higher, and I will never tire. I'll sparkle in the sun, so listen up son, you better give up now, cuz the vamps are gonna rule now!
Kellen
I'm sorry, no, this trash can not stay.
You stupid corpses need a good dirt lay.
Werewolves are pure, all Immortal,
No expiration date but one we put, incorperal.
Look at your selves, always measuring,
At least our ancestors stayed in one species bedding.
One %, two % three percent four,
At least out genes aren't mixed with our food glamor.
We remain wolf, No matter the fun,
Doesn't matter if we get around hun.
You say your going to steal my possy?
good luck, Cause unlike you, Loyalty to one another is a musty.
We don't need drugs to make our partners feel good,
I wonder why you would even need that tool?
Compensation can even evolve,
to help the worst species with their dating problems.
Get off your a** man, take some action.
Stop rolling over and Helping the enemy faction.
Without me, you have no hope of escape.
Who else can bust your a** out? Nope, their late.
You sparkle in the sun?
Can we please say gay?
I didn't know you were also known as Kyo Cullen.
Bitch, My fur is silky, Better then your Hair do,
At least we don't need to fang some dirt ape's fru.
You vamps are so full of your selves,
Your ego's a mountain, Now listen to those bells.
They signal the light,
time to run away glitter mite.
WHO WON? Tell us who won, and well tally it up for shizs and giggles. BTW, orio knows nothing about me putting this up, so VOTE BEFORE SHE TAKES IT DOWN!
P.S. Why would I take this down? I have to beat you Kellen XD I just went through and fixed some typos cuz they bothered me lol. VOTE PEOPLE XD - Miss.Oreo
P.S.S Cause i wasn't sure i you wanted this publicized. that is all. ^^
